i sat behind this guy on a laptop in the school cafe and watched his completely straight face as he typed ROFL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! he didnt even blink
if you were sitting behind him how did you watch his face?
The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book…
For the day crowd
I can straight up buy a crocodile from a zoo?
Yeah but they don’t just sell to anyone, You gotta know the secret code:
- "Crocodile" is "Jock Strap"
- "Hey buddy" is "In the name of"
- "I gotta buy" is "Borscht"
- "One" is "My Own"
- "I’m on the level" is "I’ve vomited"
- "I know the code" is "The Dark Lord Satan"
So the complete sentence to buy a Crocodile at a willing Zoo is, “In the name of the Dark Lord Satan I’ve vomited borscht into my own jock strap!”
Just go to any zoo and shout this code, and someone will know the deal and get you your crocodile.