artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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miafrederique:

I think I saw you in my dreams, you were stitching up the seams on every mangled promise that your body couldn’t keep,I think I saw you in my sleep.

miafrederique:

I think I saw you in my dreams,
you were stitching up the seams on every mangled promise that your body couldn’t keep,
I think I saw you in my sleep.

(Source: an-emptylover)

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I was buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery, alone and unceremoniously
…Buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery, when life was taken from me

Our tree was full and green, I had to leave it
The sadness was overwhelming,
To be alone beneath it

The sun came down hot and hard, I could never sleep
To disappear was the only way I could find relief

When I was buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery, alone and un-Sarah-moniously
…Buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery, when life was taken so suddenly

(Source: frozenfussay)

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cracksatan:

folk metal blog starter kit

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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